April the first of summerfilth
It's the first night of Pesach, and I've received some greetings for that, for which I am also grateful. For the occasion, I made matzo ball soup for dinner, and for a wonder the weather was cool enough to make this a seasonally appropriate meal.
And that was the first full day of my new year.
the importance of being puzzled
I wasn't sure about the change, but there is something satisfying in teasing out the familiar lines, and it isn't any more difficult, if you are familiar with Wilde's cadences or his epigrams.
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Day One
It appears that there is a gigantic chasm in our healthcare system for anyone who had children after age 40. I will eventually get this sorted out. It may be that the only solution is to stop claiming the kids as dependents, which is crazy, but the government really does not care.
Of course, large organizations not caring is pretty much the current theme, so...
In better news, I got to watch the Artemis II launch today.
Daily Check-In
This is your check-in post for today. The poll will be open from midnight Universal or Zulu Time (8pm Eastern Time) on Wednesday April 01, to midnight on Thursday, April 02. (8pm Eastern Time).
How are you doing?
I am OK.
13 (65.0%)
I am not OK, but don't need help right now.
7 (35.0%)
I could use some help.
0 (0.0%)
How many other humans live with you?
I am living single.
9 (45.0%)
One other person.
6 (30.0%)
More than one other person.
5 (25.0%)
Please, talk about how things are going for you in the comments, ask for advice or help if you need it, or just discuss whatever you feel like.
FFA DW Post #2457 - There shall the traveller, sick of Mercia and all its Satan'd works, cry out ...
"Where? Oh, where, Lord, is this toilsome place?
'Tis neither Honest Wintry North nor Mild Deceptive South and briefly has the rain now ceased, so, this cannot be Wales!
'Has this between-place, null-place, no-place, enmeshed in the fell coils of the M6, no name that I may Curse it by?!"
And then is it whispered: 'Traveller, you have strayed into the Midlands now.
The twixt place, fell place, land between, that is neither East nor West.
Land of the Gas Street Basin, a largely dead cathedral,
And a statue of that woman, who strayed out without her vest
Stilton cheese shall you eat here. And Melton Mowbray pork pies.
And Bakewell Tart, if you're lucky, but mostly mushy peas.
This is the land of Lineker and flat-backed mantle dogs.
Of many men called Dave and Sid and Kevin, and lots of HP Sauce.'
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Wednesday and Thursday, however, are a different matter, and that's a problem because the rubbish bins have to go out on Wednesday evening. I don't think there's a single week where on those days we haven't had to question which hecking day it is and/or if it's rubbish day. We've taken to referring to these days as Thwednesday and Thwursday. That pretty much encapsulates our existential doubt.
This week I got my groceries delivered, so we had to add Thwuesday to the list. Also, we have the next Friday and Monday off. Pray for us (and our rubbish bins).
To-read pile, 2026, March
Books on pre-order:
- Platform Decay (Murderbot 8) by Martha Wells (5 May)
- Radiant Star (Imperial Radch) by Ann Leckie (12 May)
- Unrivaled (Game Changers 7) by Rachel Reid (1 Jun 2027)
Books acquired in March:
- and read:
- My Kind of Guy by Sarina Bowen
- Star Shipped by Cat Sebastian
- and previously read:
- The Martian by Andy Weir
- Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros
Books acquired previously and read in March:
- Apt to be Suspicious (Liminal Mysteries 2) by Celia Lake [Dec 2025]
Borrowed books read in March:
- The Chalice of the Gods (Percy Jackson and the Olympians 6) by Rick Riordan [3]
- The Sun and the Star (Nico Di Angelo Adventures 1) by Rick Riordan and Mark Oshiro
- Wrath of the Triple Goddess (Percy Jackson and the Olympians 7) by Rick Riordan [3]
- The Court of the Dead (Nico Di Angelo Adventures 2) by Rick Riordan and Mark Oshiro [2][DNF]
Rereads in March:
- You Should Be So Lucky by Cat Sebastian
I gave up on The Court of the Dead because I wasn't getting on with the library audiobook; at some future point I hope the library will get an ebook or paperback copy (but the paperback doesn't come out until June), and I will try again. But aside from that, I've now read all the Percy Jackson-verse books published to date, having started this ride back in November. (And now I plan a slow re-read with The Newest Olympian podcast.) I did manage a few books outside Percy Jackson this month, and enjoyed them all, but I'm feeling completionist about working through Rick Riordan's other books now.
Oh and picking up Fourth Wing for cheap has reminded me that I never finished the third book, Onyx Storm, before my library loan expired, and it seems there are now no e-audio copies available through the library, and the paperback literally only just came out. I will maybe wait a little and see if they get some paperbacks in (they have a healthy stack of hardback copies but my hands won't let me read those easily).
[2] Audiobook
[3] Physical book
(no subject)
Have had a Dr Priestley on the go since forever and still not finished it. I want country house murders and this is about a syndicate that steals stuff. Finished Cabell's The High Place, wondering why I still read Cabell and his extremely unlikeable protagonists, a murderer in this case, as well as a horndog like *every last one of his male characters.* There's a name for why I'm doing it, which I suspect is masochism. 'My critics think I am an enemy to marriage,' James whines. 'As a married man, I take exception to this.' Yeah well, all the guys you write can't stand their wives and go around having it off with any nubile thing available, so no wonder. I need to stop reading male authors, is what.
What I'm Doing Wednesday
+ Weavers, Scribes, and Kings: A New History of the Ancient Near East by Amanda H. Podany. 2022. So very thorough, determined to give women equal focus, and surprisingly granular, given the subject.
+ Wolf Worm by T. Kingfisher. 2026. Horror. TW massive body horror, insects.
~ The Silk Road: A New History by Valerie Hansen. 2012. Hard to rate this. Hansen chooses only one of the several overland "silk roads" to research and does some solid scholarship about it. However, she draws general and highly questionable conclusions about ALL of the silk roads from her single study.
+ America and Iran: A History 1720 to the Present by John Ghazvinian. 2020. Outstanding! The best contextualization of the US-Iran relationship I've ever read. I only wish it included an appendix covering the last six years since publication. Highly recommended.
yarning
Got an order for a bunny, a heart, and a mushroom, which I finished today. Also got an order for a different bunny and a different mushroom, which I'll start on tonight. Got the dinosaur for nibling in the mail.

healthcrap
I successfully got my health coverage renewed for a full year, instead of the mere four months it was, initially & inexplicably, set for. Got my second shingles shot Friday. Got meds refilled & resumed the one I had totally run out of, doh. Got hit by ALL the shingles shot side effects, which is like a bad case of the flu (worse than covid). So not fun, but good to have it finished for life. Botox for migraines this coming Friday. Generally feeling somewhat better.
#resist
I hope some (many?) of you were able to march Saturday for No Kings Day 3.
+ April 5: General Strike
+ May 1: General Strike. (https://generalstrikeus.com/)
I hope you're all doing well! <333
March Book Log
( 16. Lives of the Monster Dogs by Kirsten Bakis )
( 17. Endurance: Shackleton's Incredible Voyage by Alfred Lansing )
( 18. The Candy House by Jennifer Egan )
( 19. One Bad Night & Other Stories edited by the Aardvark Book Club )
( 20. Paranormal Borderlands of Science: Best of Skeptical Inquirer Vol. 1 edited by by Kendrick Frazier )
( 21. Doctor Who: Touched by an Angel by Jonathan Morris )
( 22. The Covenant of Water by Abraham Verghese )
Uncritical statement that LLMs are AGI, with no supporting evidence
Happy April Fools Day!
I actually haven't seen too many April Fools Day pranks online this year, but given the preponderance of wackiness online anyway via the news and AI, it's possible I've missed something. Pheh.
I woke up at 8 AM this morning, which is SUPER WEIRD for me. Eventually got out of bed and took a shower, then went and ran some errands. It's gotten very warm and gas has gotten ridiculously expensive and people seem to be losing their minds. At multiple stoplights I witnessed asshole drivers sit on their horns when the person ahead of them didn't immediately accelerate at full speed when the traffic light turned green. I sincerely hope that those people suffer catastrophic engine failures at the most inconvenient times ever!
Speaking of cars, I was going to get my oil changed today but because of all the wackiness I decided to just come home. I'll do it tomorrow.
Right now, I should be (1) cleaning my bedroom, (2) cleaning my bathroom, (3) starting to rotate some of my spring/winter wardrobe. Instead, I'm lying on the floor in front of the fan typing this. Apparently, I fail at domesticity, but I'm okay with that.
Anyway, I hope the rest of y'all are having a fine April 1st. And, if you get the chance, maybe check out the Full Moon tonight.
Wednesday went on a jaunt to Rochester
What I read
Finished Honeycomb.
Read Jonathan Kellerman, Jigsaw (2026), for a change of pace. While the perp is, for a change, not a serial killer with intricate pattern of murders, still a psycho, though revenge in the mix. I yearn for Dr Delaware to get a locked room mystery at a country house party with a load of ye trad motives.
Then back to Barbara Hambly, Murder in the Trembling Lands (2025), which I still found fairly confusing - admittedly the plot is rooted in confused/confusing stories - on a re-read.
Something or other brought to mind a really obscure author whose 2 novels I'd managed to find (after reading the second from the library and then wanting to read it again and searching for it for years), so actually managed to retrieve these from the approximate places where they were supposed to be on actual shelves.
D. A. Nicholas Jones, Parade in Pairs (1958), first novel, some good things, thought the racial violence at the end was a bit gratuitous - chronology suggests it could not have been response to Notting Hill Race Riots. Period racial attitudes are situated in characters and there is quite a bit of ambiguity going on. Also some, fairly peripheral, characters are gay.
On the go
D. A. Nicholas Jones, Never Had It So Good (1963), which is the one I first encountered. I see I wrote about it years ago back in LJ days.
Also on the go, as I was out and about today and did not want to tote about a substantial hardback, Farah Mendlesohn, Considering The Female Man by Joanna Russ, or, As the Bear Swore, published yesterday.
Up next
No idea.
those six or eight exhalations
Let's start with old favorite Billy Collins:
Lines Lost Among Trees
by Billy Collins
These are not the lines that came to me
while walking in the woods
with no pen
and nothing to write on anyway.
They are gone forever,
a handful of coins
dropped through the grate of memory,
along with the ingenious mnemonic
I devised to hold them in place---
all gone and forgotten
before I had returned to the clearing of lawn
in back of our quiet house
with its jars jammed with pens,
its notebooks and reams of blank paper,
its desk and soft lamp,
its table and the light from its windows.
So this is my elegy for them,
those six or eight exhalations,
the braided rope of the syntax,
the jazz of the timing,
and the little insight at the end
wagging like the short tail
of a perfectly obedient spaniel
sitting by the door.
This is my envoy to nothing
where I say Go, little poem---
not out into the world of strangers' eyes,
but off to some airy limbo,
home to lost epics,
unremembered names,
and fugitive dreams
such as the one I had last night,
which, like a fantastic city in pencil,
erased itself
in the bright morning air
just as I was waking up.
***
My favorite April Fool's Day Joke . . .
Psych! My entire career since then has been a trick! The Doppelganger duology, the Onyx Court, the Wilders series, the Memoirs of Lady Trent and their sequel, my Legend of the Five Rings tie-ins, Driftwood, The Waking of Angantyr, the Rook and Rose trilogy as M.A. Carrick, the short stories and novelettes and novellas, the game writing, the poetry, the Hugo rocket on the shelf behind me as I type this: all of it has been my April Fool's joke upon you! Hahahahahah, you all have been fooled into thinking I can write!
And the best part of the joke is, I'm not gonna give it up. I have stuck it out in this bonkers industry for twenty years, and I fully intend to stick it out for another twenty at least. I will keep up the gag with more novels, more short fiction, more poetry. My commitment to the bit is so strong that today marks the publication of THREE new works: the rai "In the salt-drowned lands" and the sonnet "Gorgoneia" in Vol.031 of The Rialto Books Review, and the short story "All Under Heaven" in issue #2 of Adventitious. That latter, which is free to read online, demonstrates how far I'll go for this joke: fully fifteen years ago, in the aftermath of the Tōhoku earthquake, a (fortunately very patient) friend made won my offering in the charity auction and asked me to write a short story about Oda Nobunaga's sack of the Enryakuji monastery. It took me eleven damn years to write the story and then a little longer to sell it, but now -- once again on April Fool's Day; see how well-crafted the joke is? -- it is finally out, the latest addition to a gag two decades long and counting.
I even woke up to a poetry acceptance this morning. My joke is so good, other people are telling it back to me today!
Thank you all for being such a good set of marks for so long. I could not sustain this joke without you, and you are the ones who make it all worthwhile.